FIG. 0 — FIELD RECORDING, 03:12 AM
$AGIAnimal Generative Intelligence
“Humanity tried to create AGI.
Animals did it first.”
SECTION 01 // PERSONNEL
Meet the Intelligence
- Subject 01File open
Cat
- Role
- Chief Intelligence Officer
- IQ
- CLASSIFIED
- Ability
- KNOWS THINGS
Has not blinked since the photo was taken.
- Subject 02File open
Pony
- Role
- Chief Vibes Officer
- IQ
- IRRELEVANT
- Ability
- +100 AURA
Sunglasses are load-bearing.
- Subject 03File open
Dachshund
- Role
- Chief Research Officer
- IQ
- LONG
- Ability
- PATTERN RECOGNITION
Sees the whole highway at once.
SECTION 02 // METHODOLOGY
How AGI Was Created
Diagram 1 — peer reviewed by nobody
Cat
Fig. 2Animal
Neural
Network
Neural
Network
Dog
$AGIOutput
Pony
No GPUs.
No training cluster.
No $100B funding round.
Just three animals standing beside a highway.
- Parameters
- 3
- Training data
- One highway
- Compute
- 0 FLOPS
- Alignment
- Vibes
- Context window
- The whole road
- Hallucinations
- Yes
SECTION 03 // MINIGAME
AGI Highway
Run. Jump. Collect intelligence. Do not touch the cones.
AGI SCORE00000
2X
BEST00000
Choose your intelligence
SPACE / TAP TO JUMP
PUMPKIN +100 · HAT +250 · BRAIN +500 · SHADES 2XSPACE / CLICK TO JUMP
REWARD // WHITELISTQuestions? Ask in Telegram ↗
Set the best score. Get WL for the $AGI NFT collection.
Connect Phantom and submit your best run. Top intelligences get whitelisted.
Signing proves you own the wallet. No transaction, no fees, nothing leaves your wallet.
SECTION 04 // TRANSMISSION
Community
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